Monthly Horoscopes

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):

It’s very likely that you’re stuck on costume ideas. If you still don’t know what to be, it’s very important that you come up with something ASAP, as you might run into some costume trouble .

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):

If you’re stressed about the next couple weeks, don’t be! Things always seem like they’ll be more difficult than they end up being, and Halloween preparations are no exception. Don’t overthink it, have fun, and be safe!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20):

As Halloween approaches, you will become more and more paranoid (and your friends and family might also prank you, which will not help your paranoia). Remember that no one is out to get you!

Aries (March 21 – April 19):

That Halloween party that you were invited to… don’t go. Parties are usually your scene, but things are on track to go wrong this year. Instead, spend some time with your family; more importantly, spend time with yourself.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20):

You are very blunt and honest with the people around you. Usually this is fine and it’s what people expect from you, but be careful with your insults. You might end up hurting someone’s feelings and you don’t want to end up alone on Halloween with all of your friends mad at you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20):

Things are going great for you so far this year (better than usual, at least). It’s looking like you’ll have a strong end to 2024 as well, but keep your guard up especially in the days after Halloween. Something big will happen which is going to change your entire perspective.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22):

Fall is spider season – do NOT take this information lightly. Spiders might lay eggs in the overhead light in your room. This probably won’t happen, but it’s best to be cautious because all the babies could bite you in your sleep.

Leo (July 23 – August 22):

You’re definitely contemplating a big decision right now, perhaps involving a friend or lover. Whatever it is, don’t go with your gut. I know that isn’t what people usually tell you, but your gut is currently praying for your downfall. Things will turn out alright eventually, though, whatever you end up doing….

Virgo (August 23 – September 22):

Unexpectedly, you’re going to end up alone on Halloween. Everything will seem normal at first, before it all starts to go wrong. You may be able to help your friends avoid this fate — if you try hard enough.

Libra (September 23 – October 22):

This Halloween, the thing you’re most scared of is failure. You’ve always felt less than those around you, but recent changes in your life are bringing that feeling on even harder. It’s all in your head, though. Great things are waiting for you if you learn to see the good over the bad.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):

Halloween is your favorite time of year. You are going to shine this fall! Things will go in your favor and you will receive lots of attention for how awesome you are.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):

You might doubt yourself sometimes, but you also cannot ignore the feeling that everything is about to start going really well for you. You’re unsure how to express this happiness to those close to you, and my advice is to just not; they’re going to take it the wrong way. Some things are best kept as secrets.

(These are mostly made up and not based on science. Axestrology horoscopes are just for fun.)

By Maya Robershaw and Abby Ketchum