Capricorn (December 22 – January 19):
Stop blowing up at everyone around you! I know you’re going through a rough time, but at this point your friends and family may be starting to resent you.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18):
Although school has been stressful for you lately, you haven’t flipped out once. You’ve continued to keep your cool and pretend everything is going great. It’s OK to let people know you’re struggling – opening up to trusted people in your life might help everything feel more manageable.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20):
Despite what your friends and family say, you’re very responsible and level-headed. Remember to trust your judgment and instincts over anyone else’s.
Aries (March 21 – April 19):
You will experience a deeply enlightening epiphany this month. Your friends and family might get annoyed by the amount that you talk about this newfound knowledge, so remember to be sensitive to those around you—this epiphany could affect your relationships positively or negatively depending on how you apply it to your life.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20):
It may seem like everyone you know is happier than you and that is probably true. But don’t worry, it’ll get better soon?
Gemini (May 21 – June 20):
Start noticing the little details and admiring the beauty around you. Try to remember to live in the moment and choose happiness! Read, write, spend time in nature, stay connected to the people you love, and I promise you’ll feel better.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22):
It’s time to switch up your study environment. Clean your room, organize your desk, find a new coffee shop, buy some new pencils. Trust me, you really need this.
Leo (July 23 – August 22):
When people edit your essays in English class, listen to their suggestions. I know constructive criticism can be hard to hear, but it’s important to listen to other people’s advice because they might be able to help.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22):
Don’t listen to the voices; they’re trying to sabotage you.
Libra (September 23 – October 22):
Pay more attention to your pets, they’re feeling neglected. And if you don’t have pets, I can assure you that you will soon. In autumn there’s lots of squirrels around, and squirrels are naturally drawn to Libras. But don’t worry, they can be trained and they’re very clean animals.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21):
Your brain is clouded with contradicting thoughts, and you’re confused. Allow yourself to let go of all those thoughts shackling your conscience and focus on what’s happening in your life at the present. You don’t have to figure everything out- you have time.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21):
You are actually the coolest sign—good for you! Just remember to check your surroundings when you’re going somewhere, even if you’re in a hurry. The voices are telling me you’ll hit a tree, but I have hope that you can steer away and avoid it.
(These are mostly made up and not based on science. Axestrology horoscopes are just for fun.)
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